A fourteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys the pregnancy kit and the test result is that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, who was the pig, I want to know, you now go and tell your father, etc. etc. When finally left alone, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed with a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I can bequeath her 3 stores, 2 condominiums apartments, a beach villa and a US$ 500,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, apart from the US$ 500,000 If it is twins, a factory and US$ 250,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage……..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll f@ck her again!!!"
Saturday, July 31, 2010
FUNNY LIFE
A married woman was having a really nice time with one of her
boyfriends when there was a sudden knock on the door. Thinking that
it was her husband. She instructed the man to jump into the ceiling only to
find that it was another boyfriend. When the 2nd boyfriend was about to
make love to her, the real husband came. Boyfriend 2 had no other option
except to jump into the ceiling also.
" How are we getting out of here?" asked # 2 to #1
"I do not know about you, for me I am going as soon as the husband starts
making love to the wife."
When the time came, # 1 jumped naked from the ceiling, landed on the bed and
said. " I am Jesus, God shall bless you with a baby girl!"
He quickly vanished. # 2 quickly followed and panting said "I am Satan, have
you seen Jesus?"
"He went that way." the husband replied ...
boyfriends when there was a sudden knock on the door. Thinking that
it was her husband. She instructed the man to jump into the ceiling only to
find that it was another boyfriend. When the 2nd boyfriend was about to
make love to her, the real husband came. Boyfriend 2 had no other option
except to jump into the ceiling also.
" How are we getting out of here?" asked # 2 to #1
"I do not know about you, for me I am going as soon as the husband starts
making love to the wife."
When the time came, # 1 jumped naked from the ceiling, landed on the bed and
said. " I am Jesus, God shall bless you with a baby girl!"
He quickly vanished. # 2 quickly followed and panting said "I am Satan, have
you seen Jesus?"
"He went that way." the husband replied ...
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